“Brian: You were right. The reason I took you in was because you took a bat to the head. But it’s not the reason I want you to stay.

Justin: But…

Brian: Don’t get the idea that we’re some married couple, because we’re not. We’re not like fucking straight people. We’re not like you parents and we’re not a pair of dykes marching down the aisle in matching Vera Wangs. We’re queers and if we’re together it’s because we want to be, not because there’s locks on our doors. So, if I’m out late, just assume I’m doing exactly what I want to be doing: I’m fucking. And… When I come home, I’ll also be doing exactly what I want to do: coming home to you.

Justin: Okay. I want some things too. You can fuck whoever you want as long as it’s not twice. Same for me. And no names or numbers exchanged. And no matter where you are, no matter what you’re doing, you always come home. By 2:00.

Brian: 4:00

Justin: 3:00. One more thing. You don’t kiss anyone in the mouth but me.”

Queer as Folk 2.06